Granted, JPod is a mere piker compared to his father, but he’s amassing an impressive record in his own right. Submissions welcome.
“Richard Sherman. What a role model for today’s Taliban youth.”
“Olbermann could go to Al Jazeera, but if what happened at Current happens there, after a year they’ll cut out his tongue.”
“What if the tactical mistake we made in Iraq was that we didn’t kill enough Sunnis in the early going to intimidate them and make them so afraid of us they would go along with anything? Wasn’t the survival of Sunni men between the ages of 15 and 35 the reason there was an insurgency and the basic cause of the sectarian violence now?”
“Shut up and play the piano.” — to John Legend
“How many wigs did Oprah go through before picking her Medal of Honor wig?”
Defending John McCain after he called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a monkey: “There’s nothing that can be said about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that would be bad enough.”
And then there’s this comment to Max Blumenthal: “Whatever their flaws, they don’t suck the cocks of Jew-haters and murderers, Maxie boy.”